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Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have…
Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama is so ugly that her own shadow is scared of HER!
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!
Yo mama is so fat that she beeps when she backs up.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat she had to go to SeaWorld to get baptized.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she thought AM radio was only listened to before noon!
Yo mama's so dumb, instead of ordering 12 "inch"iladas, she tried to order a "foot"chilada.
Yo mama's so dumb she didn't know peso was a currency, she thought nervous Mexicans pace"O".
Yo mama's so fat, if she was married to the president, she'd be first, second, and third lady.
Yo mama's so ugly, the roaches run away without turning on the lights.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took base jumping lessons, because she heard the fiscal cliff was coming.
Yo mama’s so fat she gets her clothes altered at home depot.
Yo Mama’s got so many zits that when a blind woman touches her face she says “I don’t have time…
Yo Mama's so big and hairy that when she goes hiking people yell "Hey there's Big Foot!"
Yo Mama’s so clumsy that she got off LSD so she could stop tripping.
Yo mama's so fat she bought underwear and the receipt weighed 12 pounds.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she bends over people think an IMAX movie is about to start.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she thought the illegal aliens are the opposite of legal earthlings
Yo mama’s so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she won’t use moth balls because she’s a vegan.
Yo mama’s so stupid that when yo daddy told her he’s going to a topless bar, she said “Don’t forget…