Redneck pick up lines
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You might be a redneck if you keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".
You might be a redneck if you can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how…
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if there has ever been crime scene tape on your front door.
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
How do you know if you are at a redneck’s wedding? The bride keeps calling the groom daddy.
How do you know its Thanksgiving in a redneck’s home? The raccoon is served with yams and cornbread.
A redneck comes home to his family after having seen the dentist. His wife asked, “What did he say?” The…
3 rednecks are walking towards their car. One yells, “Shotgun” and the others duck.
Two rednecks are drinking at a bar. One says, “I slept with your mom last night.” The other says, “Yeah,…
A salesman stops by a redneck’s trailer and while trying to sell him his wares he asks if he can…
Where does a redneck keep his garbage? In his trailer trash can.
How long does it take a redneck to get ready in the morning? Depends on how much time he spends…
Where does a redneck keep his snacks? Between his couch cushions.