Never tell a Polar Bear that Pepsi is better than Coke!
No, Swiper! For the love of God, No swiping!!!
She needs help. Lets make like republicans and ignore her!
Redneck pick up lines
Literal representation of GOP negotiation tactics
When someone on your marketing team says you can't put "douche" on your label. Challenge accepted.
I was just kidding about the third term
Sometimes all you need is a little ass
Oh good! She's having a baby!
The Dali Llama
that is definitely a fart. yep. she farted.
I'm finally gonna hold my baby for the first time but first let me take a selfie
My mixtape so fire I had to stop listening to it on the bus
"I got bricks in the hood" "yeah right"
Lookin' for love in Alderaan places
Luke Y U no come 2 the dark side?
May the 4th be with you
And the award for the worlds most ironic magazine cover goes to..."Modern Role Models, Miley Cyrus"
When a guy says " You're so pretty, why are you single?" Cuz I'm a bitch. duh!
Kylie Jenner lip challenge strikes again
Apparently, drowning really is a laughing matter
Happy 4,637 billionth birthday Earth! Or 6,129th, in Christian Years
That moment you realize you smoked way too much on 4/20
Happy Birthday, Willie For real, he was born 4/20, I swear, go research it! Ok now that they are gone,…
Then he asked my mama if he could claim me on his tax return
I can't feel my LEGS!!!
A sandstorm hit Dubai recently, giving the city a natural red filter and leaving millions of Instagram users totally #jelly