Obamacare Penalty

If you still haven’t enrolled in Obamacare, you might have to pay a penalty called the “individual shared responsibility payment,” which is 1 percent of your salary. Then Americans said, “Good thing I don’t have a job.”

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Top Ten Alternate Names for the Affordable Care Act

10. The Unaffordable Care Act
9. The Step on a Crack and Break Your Mother’s Back Act
8. The Obama-I-Don’t-Care Act
7. The Wanna See Me Pull Healthcare Out of My Hat Act
6. The Liar Liar Pants on Fire, the List of Cancellations is
Long as a Telephone Wire Act
5. The Barack Obama ramalamading-dong Act
4. The Obama Flim Flam Act
3. The Jack and Jill fell down the hill and both their heads got smashed, they tried to signup for healthcare, but the website crashed Act
2. The I Can’t Believe It’s not Healthcare Act
1. The “No No, I really mean it this time, You can keep your doctor” Act

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ObamaCare Is Coming To Town

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I’m telling you why.
ObamaCare is coming to town.

He monitors your phone calls.
He’s not worried about your vote.
He’s gonna take this healthcare law
And shove it down your throat.

He sees you in the clinic.
He knows if your really sick.
He’ll have the IRS come down on you.
So don’t try to pull a trick.

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I’m telling you why.
ObamaCare is coming to town.

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Obamacare Website

The Obama Administration announced that they have found a solution for the low enrollment numbers on the Obamacare website.
Since the website enrolling illegal aliens for Government assistance is doing over and above all expectations, that office will be now in charge.

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