I just saw that minor league baseball players have filed a class-action lawsuit to demand better pay — as opposed to the OTHER way they could get better pay: being better at baseball.
Well, it was an amazing weekend in sports. LeBron went back to being a Cavalier, Carmelo went back to being a Knick, and soccer went back to being a thing you drive your kids to.
The World Cup is finally over. In other words, bars are about to start showing sports that make sense again.
Brazil lost to Germany in the World Cup semifinals by a score of 7 to 1. People in Brazil were so upset that they partied only until 3 in the morning.
A British man is being fined 150 pounds for stealing a box of diapers. The man was able to steal the diapers because they were being guarded by a Brazilian goalie.
You know the 76ers don’t even have cheerleaders? They have “grief counselors.”
There are rumors that the Russian government placed cameras in the hotel bathrooms in Sochi. Russia said, “Don’t worry, our cameras don’t work either.”
The games haven’t even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don’t flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it’s like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise.
A lot of fake Super Bowl merchandise is out there, so be very careful to check the serial number before you buy that Peyton Manning bobblehead doll.
If you say Omaha three times in the mirror, you can hear Tom Brady crying.