Chainsaw In The Trunk

You might be a redneck if you keep a chainsaw in the trunk “just in case”.

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Remember Nascar

You might be a redneck if you can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t remember how old your children are.

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Redneck Boat

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

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Redneck’s Wedding

How do you know if you are at a redneck’s wedding? The bride keeps calling the groom daddy.

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Left My Teeth

A redneck comes home to his family after having seen the dentist.  His wife asked, “What did he say?”  The redneck replied, “He said he wanted to see my teeth.  That’s why I’m back, I left them upstairs.”

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Shotgun

3 rednecks are walking towards their car.  One yells, “Shotgun” and the others duck.

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