Barbed Wire Tattoo

You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

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New Yorkers Can’t Get Along

People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

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Prevent NSA From Spying

An entrepreneur has made a device that can prevent the NSA from spying on you by blocking your laptop’s camera. This new high-tech device is called a small piece of tape.

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Gilligan’s Island

Gilligan’s Island is set to make a come back, only this time on the big screen. The new tag line will be “A two hour flop.”

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Polygamist Reality Show

A Utah judge has denied the stay on same-sex marriage in that state. The producers of Sister Wives, a top rated reality TV program about Mormon plural marriage, are considering the possibility of a homosexual polygamist reality show starring a man and his six husbands. Here are the top ten possible names for the show.

10. Sister Husbands
9. 7-Up
8. Brother Wives
7. All Pants no Skirts
6. He’s My Girl, Bill
5. Brother Husbands
4. Fathers Day
3. Testosterone Ocean
2. Groomzilla’s
1. Real House Husbands of Salt Lake City

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Target Customers Outraged

It seems that personal information on nearly 40 million Target customers was stolen this week by hackers. Target customers are outraged and the NSA is really impressed.

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High School

New research came out that reveals that being attractive in high school leads to success later in life. So finally some good news for hot, popular teenagers.

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