A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs. And that’s just selling lava lamps at Spencer’s Gifts.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Kraft is recalling more than a million cases of cottage cheese because they weren’t stored at the right temperature. Isn’t that how you MAKE cottage cheese?
Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, “We’ve been expecting you.”
A self taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
I don’t need a million dollars, just enough that I can stare off into space while I pump gas.
Someone who doesn’t want to associate with black people owning an NBA franchise is like a vegan buying a steakhouse.