80 Year Old Lady

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Positive Attitude

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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I Scream The Same Way

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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The Last Thing

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

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