Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.
People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
An entrepreneur has made a device that can prevent the NSA from spying on you by blocking your laptop’s camera. This new high-tech device is called a small piece of tape.
Gilligan’s Island is set to make a come back, only this time on the big screen. The new tag line will be “A two hour flop.”
A Utah judge has denied the stay on same-sex marriage in that state. The producers of Sister Wives, a top rated reality TV program about Mormon plural marriage, are considering the possibility of a homosexual polygamist reality show starring a man and his six husbands. Here are the top ten possible names for the show.
10. Sister Husbands
8. Brother Wives
7. All Pants no Skirts
6. He’s My Girl, Bill
5. Brother Husbands
4. Fathers Day
3. Testosterone Ocean
1. Real House Husbands of Salt Lake City
It seems that personal information on nearly 40 million Target customers was stolen this week by hackers. Target customers are outraged and the NSA is really impressed.
40 million credit and debt cards may have been compromised during the holiday shopping season at US retailer Target. Information that was leaked could include names, numbers, expiration dates, and security codes. “Maybe hiring Edward Snowden for internet security wasn’t the best idea.”
New research came out that reveals that being attractive in high school leads to success later in life. So finally some good news for hot, popular teenagers.