NBA Franchise

Someone who doesn’t want to associate with black people owning an NBA franchise is like a vegan buying a steakhouse.

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Slinky

What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

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80 Year Old Lady

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Positive Attitude

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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