Dogs

Dogs are forever in the pushup position.

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Your Problem

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

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He Was Drunk

We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.

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Child Proof

Our house is child proof but they still get in.

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Dry Clean Only

This shirt is ‘dry clean only’ — which means it’s dirty.

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An Escalator

An escalator can never break — it can only become stairs.

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