I Scream The Same Way

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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The Last Thing

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

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Country Music

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do.

And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

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Money Joke

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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