Unless you’re a “Batman” villain or a giant salted peanut, you should not wear a monocle.
If you want to boycott Russia, do what I did. Switch to a domestic vodka.
This week marks the 50th anniversary of the Buffalo wing. Which means it also marks the 50th anniversary of that celery stick nobody wants.
The College Board says it’s revamping the SAT to focus more on what students will need in college. In fact, the SAT is now just one question: “How much money do your parents have?”
RadioShack has announced plans to close 1,000 stores throughout the U.S. RadioShack customers were very upset when they got the news on their pagers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he’s filming a new “Terminator” movie next month. In this one the Terminator travels 10 years into the future and meets Matthew McConaughey’s hero.
President Obama has unveiled his budget for 2015. He’s referring to it as a road map for creating jobs. And young people said, “A what for creating what? Road map? Job? I’ve never had either of those things.”
Whenever an asteroid passes by earth, I like to curl my body up in a funny pose for archaeologists to dig up 10,000 years from now.
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, Im sorry, I thought you were someone else. And I said, I am.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.