The 17-year-old daughter of one of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was arrested for DUI and driving on a suspended license. She’s expected to receive 12 months of probation and a spinoff.
Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you’ve been watching. You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married.
There’s a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It’s expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year’s Samsung Galaxy.
You can tell this drought is getting really bad. Today at lunch, my waiter asked if I wanted a glass of water or a future for my children. I took the water.
“I need a shirt, but I also want to showcase how long my armpit hair is.” – Every guy who has bought a tank top
Seeing people at the gym in exceptionally good shape is so annoying. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
Big families are like waterbed stores. They used to be everywhere and now they’re just weird.
Bacon is the most beautiful thing on earth! Even frying bacon sounds like applause. YAY Bacon!
There should be a children’s song “If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep.”
I think we can all agree that the turkey bacon experiment was a failure.