RadioShack has announced plans to close 1,000 stores throughout the U.S. RadioShack customers were very upset when they got the news on their pagers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he’s filming a new “Terminator” movie next month. In this one the Terminator travels 10 years into the future and meets Matthew McConaughey’s hero.
President Obama has unveiled his budget for 2015. He’s referring to it as a road map for creating jobs. And young people said, “A what for creating what? Road map? Job? I’ve never had either of those things.”
Whenever an asteroid passes by earth, I like to curl my body up in a funny pose for archaeologists to dig up 10,000 years from now.
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, Im sorry, I thought you were someone else. And I said, I am.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.
A former Target employee is accusing the store of hiring only attractive people as managers. Apparently he’s talking about a Target store I have never been to.
The Oscars are coming up. Or as they’re officially called: “Hoarders, the Meryl Streep Edition.”