Netflix

Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you’ve been watching. You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married.

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New IPhone

There’s a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It’s expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year’s Samsung Galaxy.

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Drought

You can tell this drought is getting really bad. Today at lunch, my waiter asked if I wanted a glass of water or a future for my children. I took the water.

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I Need A Shirt

“I need a shirt, but I also want to showcase how long my armpit hair is.” – Every guy who has bought a tank top

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At The Gym

Seeing people at the gym in exceptionally good shape is so annoying. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”

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Bacon

Bacon is the most beautiful thing on earth! Even frying bacon sounds like applause. YAY Bacon!

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