I Need A Shirt

“I need a shirt, but I also want to showcase how long my armpit hair is.” – Every guy who has bought a tank top

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At The Gym

Seeing people at the gym in exceptionally good shape is so annoying. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”

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Bacon

Bacon is the most beautiful thing on earth! Even frying bacon sounds like applause. YAY Bacon!

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Minor League Baseball

I just saw that minor league baseball players have filed a class-action lawsuit to demand better pay — as opposed to the OTHER way they could get better pay: being better at baseball.

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Iran Nuclear Program

Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, “10, 9, 8…”

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