Verizon gave all their customers’ calling data to the NSA. See this? Did nobody notice the “SPYING FEE” on your monthly bills?!
True to form Starbucks is once again charging more than an item is worth, with a $450 gold colored metal gift card worth only $400 that sold out in seconds. The bearer of the gift card will be able to purchase one Gingerbread Latte, and a Cranberry Bliss Bar.
The Los Angles Times reported that Pope Francis was a bouncer while he was a student in his native Argentina. I guess St. Peter won’t be the only one we’ll have to get by at the Pearly Gates.
After being eliminated from American Idol and the Biggest Loser twice, Ruben Studdard is a bit down. Feeling sympathetic, Lionel Richie has decided to rewrite one of his hit songs and dedicate it to Ruben. “Once…Twice…Three times a loser.”
Barbara Walters revealed her list of the most fascinating people of the year: Robin Roberts, Jennifer Lawrence, the cast of Duck Dynasty, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Edward Snowden, and Pope Frances. What an honor it must be for the Pope!
What was believed to be a fighter jet escort in the NORAD commercial for their annual Santa Tracker, is in fact the Air Force scrambling jets after an unidentified aircraft entered United States airspace, carrying an undocumented package delivery worker from up north.
Al gore announced that he was joining the Vegan movement so he purchased a 1976 Chevy Vega, which he also invented.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
The National Zoo released the name of the new baby panda today. The cuddly bear’s name is Bao Bao. Actor Scott Baio immediately called the Zoo director and thanked him for naming the cub after him, “I haven’t been this happy since I found out about the start of my show, Joni Loves Chachi”. When Baio was told the name had nothing to do with him he said, “I haven’t been this disappointed since the cancellation of my show, Joni loves Chachi”.